Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Capelad Post 2

Being a humble and modest creature, Capelad is not likely to kick you for no reason. He definitely has a reason. You just don't know what it is. And if you are dumb enough to ask him why, you will most likely receive swifter, more brutal kicks. Preliminary kick tends to be in the shins and back area of the leg. The kicks you receive for being an idiot and asking questions however, are often to the groin, throat, and occasionally the head (if your sprawling on the floor). Sadly, there are only two ways to avoid such a fate. The first is to never ask why in the first place. The second is to offer some type of delicacy (Ham sandwiches, Pizza, Shrimp, Ice Cream, Etc.), and beg to be spared. You better be prepared to give him the food too, or be ready to be viciously kicked and then most likely end up tied (upside down) to a tree. Don't fret. As i said before, Capelad is a humble and modest creature. He won't go around doing these things without reason.

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